Farm Joke Fan Pillows

'I just has a deja-moo!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

COWS: Spare cow

Cow cartooning block.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Pork Sausage.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"