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'I just has a deja-moo!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Cow cartooning block.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

COWS: Spare cow

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Miaow??'

Pork Sausage.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"