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'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Food fight!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Start talking."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

COWS: Spare cow

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Peripheral vision cow

'Miaow??'