Funny Farm Fan Pillows

Cow cartooning block.

BAAYE!

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

Yoyo sheep

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I'm an enigma!"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"