Funny Farm Fan Pillows

Cow cartooning block.

BAAYE!

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

Yoyo sheep

Dedication to excellence....

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Food fight!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'This is my mom and dad.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."