Funny Farm Fanatic Pillows

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Food fight!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

Domestic Animals.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Ham-Dram

Some genetically engineered pig

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Excellent napkin.'

Your life is in great danger...