Funny Farm Fans Pillows

"Jason and I are going steady. I'm wearing his bell."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Cow cartooning block.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Bunny Trick

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Hen counts her blessings.

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'