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"Jason and I are going steady. I'm wearing his bell."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Cow cartooning block.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Bunny Trick

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Playing game on Cow.

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Re-Tail.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

Cow picks up chick instead of tennis ball.

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

Hen counts her blessings.

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'