Farm Fans Pillows

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

It's time to return the humane rat trap.

Bunny Trick

Cow Pinatas

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Grocery Shopping

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.