Farmyard Fan Pillows

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, that's what you get for asking for another opinion.'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Chicken A La King

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

'These really are the Cheep Seats.'

Cow bell: 'She must have set her bell to vibrate.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Frankly, I didn't notice his transition from Childhood to Teenagehood: He's always just grunted...'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Pig Practical Jokes

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Grocery Shopping

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'