Farmyard Fable Fan Pillows

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Yoyo sheep

Dedication to excellence....

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'