Farm Animal Fans Pillows

Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Cow Pinatas

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Yoyo sheep

Slinky Cow World

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show