Farm Animal Fans T-Shirts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Slinky Cow World

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Yoyo sheep

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."