Animal Farming Fan T-Shirts

"That's the problem with buying a new cow. All this darn packaging!"

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Yoyo sheep

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

The worm that churned!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'