Animal Farm Fans T-Shirts

"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Milkin' Impossible

The worm that churned!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

#FAIL

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.