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"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

The worm that churned!

Milkin' Impossible

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

#FAIL

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'Sheep striptease'.