Animal Farm Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gathering 'Round The Pork Barrel.

'I knew it - the Orwellian nightmare is coming true.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

The worm that churned!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Dogs and Chickens

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

A cow on a drip.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."