Animal Farm Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gathering 'Round The Pork Barrel.

'I knew it - the Orwellian nightmare is coming true.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Slinky Cow World

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

An early space launch attempt.

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

No, I don

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

The worm that churned!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

You must un-learn bowel control!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."