Farm Animals Aficionado T-Shirts

No Runs No Hits One Cow Left On

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

An early space launch attempt.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

COWMIKAZES

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"