Farm Animals Aficionado T-Shirts

No Runs No Hits One Cow Left On

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Free Range Employees.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."