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'Can he come out and play?'

Country Bumpkin.

I've located your problem, luv!

'I know they've got to die, but why wait 'till I've finished the last stitch?'

Swine Flu.

"I think I just had "Deja Moo"!"

The Other White Meat

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"We'll have another round of farm bailouts, but hold the socialism. . ."

"I'm porktrait."..."And I'm lambscape."

"Look what marmalade."

Oh man, do you realise I knew you when you were this big,then this big,then this big and this big...

'The Department of Agriculture was never this strict before.'

'Wow...That was...amazing!'

'Here come the people from the adoption agency again.'

'Helluva tattoo Gwen.'

Mowed Dog

'Look! It's the milky way!'

GLOO!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

'Chicken lay eggs, right? Well, does cows lay steaks?'

"Can I come to your farm Miss Jenkins? My Dad says you've got a lovely pair of calves."

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work