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'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Cow yin yang spots.

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Hell freezing over.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'