Farm Aficionados Mugs

'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Hell freezing over.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'