Farm Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'How profitable are you?'

Alls I know is that a cow is missin'! We don't care which one of you hamheads went to market or who stayed at home - We just wanna know what you did with the roast beef!

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

A chicken blows a bubble

Static Sheep

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'You don't have have to ask to go to toilet, Daisy!'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

"We understand you have chickens on the premises...in clear violation of city code 558932."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

You must un-learn bowel control!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'