Farm Enthusiasts Gifts

'How profitable are you?'

Alls I know is that a cow is missin'! We don't care which one of you hamheads went to market or who stayed at home - We just wanna know what you did with the roast beef!

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

A chicken blows a bubble

Static Sheep

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'You don't have have to ask to go to toilet, Daisy!'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

"We understand you have chickens on the premises...in clear violation of city code 558932."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

You complete me!

No, I don

'Bless You.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!