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That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'She'll be okay. She just had her bell rung.'

'Would you like to leave a message? At the moment, he's in a meeting with his field hands.'

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

Shocking Results.

"Ticklish?"

Judgement

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'When I'm a pensioner, I'll roll in mud, urinate against trees and eat you folks...'

Hamlet.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

She's old stool school!

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

Nobody needs to get hurt. Just provide us with your launch codes and we are done here!

Collateral damage!

I see Marge made size zero at long last.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Cow using 4 urinals, one for each teat on the udder.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.