Fans Of Farm Life Gifts

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

No, I don

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Boomerang cow.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

You complete me!

"Static cling."

'Bless You.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'