Farm Life Lovers Gifts

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

I'm going medieval on your ass!

Sheep wearing a cloud has it blown off by the wind.

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Well, that one got away."

"Scuba cow"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'