Farm Lover Gifts

'And then, this morning, I suddenly noticed she didn't look so good.'

A solar powered cow.

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Happy Hens.

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"

'...And I tell you we're not leaving 'till I find my false eyelashes!'

'Veterinary medicine has come a long way since I was a boy.'

Now that's a site for sore eyes!

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"Scuba cow"

"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Daughter leaving run down farm to marry a handsome rich man

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Tobacco Farmers.

"I can't believe you ate all that soup...you made a pig of yourself!"

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Support group for sheep.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.