Farm Life Lover Gifts

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

Easter Ham Free.

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

'How now, brown cow?'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

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'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

'You know, Doctor Belling, when you mentioned doing a standing castration,...

Happiness is doing what you love!"

'The cows are out.'

'It's an absurd world! I'm a vegetarian and my main purpose in life is to be eaten by a non-vegetarian!'

Who's laughing at the cow in a hardhat now?

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Happy 2019

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'I've been out with Daddy, cutting off extra teats!'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Tranquilizing gun, hell! This is a thirty-caliber Springfield!'

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

'Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk, again.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'A Nosey Cow'.

I dunno, it could be pink eye, but it's so hard to tell.

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

Early golf beverage carts.

Well, it's a good turnout!

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

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