Farm Life Lover Gifts

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"We like to know where our food comes from."

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'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'You know, Doctor Belling, when you mentioned doing a standing castration,...

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Happiness is doing what you love!"

'The cows are out.'

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'It's an absurd world! I'm a vegetarian and my main purpose in life is to be eaten by a non-vegetarian!'

Who's laughing at the cow in a hardhat now?

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

EEEEEEW!

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

Leif has a lot of trouble with his ticklish cow...

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Therapy for the cow dependent

Well, it's a good turnout!

'I've been out with Daddy, cutting off extra teats!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I think she's trying to tell us something!'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk, again.'

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Tranquilizing gun, hell! This is a thirty-caliber Springfield!'

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