Farm Life Fanatic Gifts

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'Can't we discuss this?'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'All right! So I gelded the wrong horse!...'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Wait! Hold everything! There's something wrong here!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

'It's an EIEIO!'

"Well...from what I can remember, your father looked a bit like a turkey baster."

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

This monument is dedicated to all those cows who laid down their lives to clog the arteries of fat humans everywhere!

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

'I hate artifical insemination!'

'Hey man! That stuff brings them in fast!'

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

'...sheep apneoa by the looks of it...'

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Emergency life raft.

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Day of the Living Lunch!

Good job we were still plugged in!

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

Artist painting a sheep to look like a zebra.

'Watch out! She's banking!'

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

Cheesie Rider

'Would I advise castration?'

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

"After we eat this wonderful meal, I heard the farmer say he was going to take us to the market!"

"So this is what happens when cows die!"

Born to raise soy beans.

A cow's bedside table.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."