Farm Life Fanatic Gifts

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

'Can't we discuss this?'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Mike Thins Out The Herd. 'Now kick those hooves up to the sky...and, one, and two, and...'

Fainting Goats Surprise Birthday Paties

'All right! So I gelded the wrong horse!...'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Wait! Hold everything! There's something wrong here!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

'It's an EIEIO!'

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"Well...from what I can remember, your father looked a bit like a turkey baster."

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

This monument is dedicated to all those cows who laid down their lives to clog the arteries of fat humans everywhere!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Hey man! That stuff brings them in fast!'

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

'...sheep apneoa by the looks of it...'

'I hate artifical insemination!'

'Sorry. We don't have a 'Cash for Cluckers' program.'

'She doesn't seem to like my chuteside manner!'

'She's Possessed!'

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Day of the Living Lunch!

Good job we were still plugged in!

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

Artist painting a sheep to look like a zebra.

'Watch out! She's banking!'

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

Cheesie Rider

'Would I advise castration?'

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

Emergency life raft.