Farm Life Devotee Gifts

'Oh, I don't dare feed him grain. He'll get too frisky!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Scuba cow"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

High Riders of the Old West

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

You complete me!

"Static cling."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

No, I don