Lover Of Farm Life Gifts

"That must be one of them new 'free-range' chickens."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"Scuba cow"

"Well, that one got away."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

No, I don

COWS: Cow Pong

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

You complete me!

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'