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"That must be one of them new 'free-range' chickens."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"Scuba cow"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

You complete me!

Boomerang cow.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'