Farm Lovers T-Shirts

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

"I thought we were going to a different apple store."

I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds Miss, she does the smells.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Pig thinks cow is laying an egg...turns out he's sat on a hen.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

COWS: Cow Pong

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Twitter that!

Cheesie Rider

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.