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'Pay back time on the ranch'

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

'I have an award for being outstanding in my field!'

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

PeepsPoops.

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'This must be the place.'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Happy Independence Day!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cows with a rake in Autumn cannot be trusted.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Pffft! This is chocolate! Those bloomin' Oompa Loompa's have jumped the fence again!

'Ere Joe, look, we have a newbie in our field!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Echo from cows butt.

Halloweener's counter-measures in place Ma'am!

Clay pigeon shooting

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Scrooge McCow

And the "double-yolker" award this month goes to Irma: three!

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

Alpha Delta LambdaAlpha Delta PIgAlpha Delta MuAlpha Delta CHIcken.

"Thanks for noticing. I have lost weight. I’m down to 90% lean."

Where skim milk comes from

Furtive Milking

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Jerry, incoming!

Oklahoma! Scarecrows

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!