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Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Tractor Racing

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

French Animal Noises.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'