Farm Fun Lovers Gifts

"Hey, stupid cows! Moooooooo! Come on! Give me a mooooo!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Tractor Racing

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Costume Party.

French Animal Noises.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"