Farmyard Fun Lover Gifts

Costume Party.

'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dedication to excellence....

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The sty is falling!!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'This is a real barnburner.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Start talking."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."