Farmyard Fun Lover Pillows

'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Scuba cow"

Dedication to excellence....

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Do kids eat free?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Start talking."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'