Farm Fun Fanatic Pillows

Kibosh farmin'

"Busy day at the White House...Stupid executive orders don't write themselves!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I'm an enigma!"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Wild Cow.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Tractor Racing

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cheesie Rider

The Taming of the Ewe

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'