Farm Fun Fanatic Gifts

Kibosh farmin'

"Busy day at the White House...Stupid executive orders don't write themselves!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow Pinatas

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I'm an enigma!"

Cheesie Rider

'The sty is falling!!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Tractor Racing

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Wild Cow.

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'