Farm Fun Fan Gifts

Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Raptures

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Yoyo sheep

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

The Taming of the Ewe

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.