Farm Fun Fan Gifts

Playing game on Cow.

'This is my mom and dad.'

Thank goodness for the little Dutch Boy.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Yoyo sheep

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Moo-Magrams Exams

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Taming of the Ewe

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'