Festive Farm Fan Gifts

Christmas pudding flies fly around Rudolf's bottom.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'