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'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!