Farm Flair Fan Mugs

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Money Tree

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Domestic Animals.