Farm Flair Mugs

Decorator Farming

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Fresh off the Farm.

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'