Farm Fancier Mugs

''E's going for the 'double'!'

"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Wild Cow.

'The sty is falling!!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!