Farm Fancier T-Shirts

''E's going for the 'double'!'

"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!