Farm Flair T-Shirts

Decorator Farming

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cheesie Rider

Wild Cow.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Fresh off the Farm.

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Some genetically engineered pig

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

It's an I-O-Ewe.