Farm Fanatic Mugs

"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."

Money Tree

'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'

Cow hanging spots of laundry

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."

Don't laugh. Meat and milk production is up 50%.

'I've run every labroratory test in the book and I'm happy to tell you that everything came out normal. There's nothing wrong with the bull."

'Farmer Jones, dont you ever read the labels on those hormones?'

"Well Sharon, I guess that we can safely rule out osteoporosis."

Attilla the Hen.

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

'A bit breezy last night, erh?'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Looks like he's in a good mood today.'

'Ever have one of those days when you needed a prod to get you going?'

'We really need to update our emergency broadcasting system.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

COWS: A Vertical Takeoff Cow

'We happen to need someone with your particular area of expertise to interpret the company's contract language.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Excellent napkin.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

BOO MOO!

I advertised in What Cow!

Cow Sonar

Domestic Animals.

Yes, you clap, I clop! Get used to it!

You disgust me

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Love your obesity.'

Tight Socks

"Now, don't worry about the shepherd's fire: I'll take care of it..."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."