Farming Fanatic Mugs

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

World of Cow: #EATPORK

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Everytime I sneeze milk squirts out my nose. I must be lactose intolerant."

'Police....! I think I've been 'cowjacked'!'

Five acre farm.

The Chicken Whisperer

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'The Cow salute needs a little more work!'

Doesn't know her cud from her udders! -Never read the reviews.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Mulk

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Would you like fries with that?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

An early space launch attempt.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Pull the udder one

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow of BEEF

COWS: Cow Pong

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."