Farming Fanatic Gifts

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

World of Cow: #EATPORK

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"Everytime I sneeze milk squirts out my nose. I must be lactose intolerant."

'Police....! I think I've been 'cowjacked'!'

Five acre farm.

The Chicken Whisperer

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

'The Cow salute needs a little more work!'

Doesn't know her cud from her udders! -Never read the reviews.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Mulk

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Would you like fries with that?'

Eco club can't start a garden at school because everything ripens in the summer. That's funny. Our school calendars started so kids can help on the farm. We should run schools all year-round. Students have a solution, too! We're picking a different eco-project.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?