Farming Enthusiasts Gifts

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

"Things are worse than we thought."

'This new experimental feed sure works wonders,Dad.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

I've located your problem, luv!

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'